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  • <p> Aries Expectation: Fierce ram, will fuck u up, is hella brave
  • Aries Reality: Is a sheep with oversized horns and was bullied and is trying to overcompensate
  • Taurus Expectation: Loyal bull
  • Taurus Reality: Cow that is too lazy to betray you
  • Gemini Expectation: Super smart, super intelligent, can and will slay you.
  • Gemini Reality: Has abandonment issues and an identity crisis every month
  • Cancer Expectation: Mother bear and reliable and strong
  • Cancer Reality: Emotional wreck
  • Leo Expectation: Loyal sexy and confident
  • Leo Reality: Emo lion
  • Virgo Expectation: Shy smart and organized
  • Virgo Reality: Always having internal meltdowns
  • Libra Expectation: Fashionable and friendly and fair
  • Libra Reality: Really sad that they cannot fix everyone
  • Scorpio Expectation: Dark mysterious and probably a killer
  • Scorpio Reality: Really emo that hates everyone and has uncontrollable emotions
  • Sagittarius Expectation: So wise and majestic
  • Sagittarius Reality: Makes up everything to compensate for the lack of meaning in their life
  • Capricorn Expectation: Cool, calm, collected, ambitious
  • Capricorn Reality: Power starved baby that just wants love
  • Aquarius Expectation: God
  • Aquarius Reality: Still God
  • Pisces Expectation: So cute such anime!!
  • Pisces Reality: How can I murder ppl without getting my dress dirty</p>