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Warning: Promise me you will not use these for evil. Otherwise, please go read my other posts instead. 

Deal with Leo: Compliment on Leo, compliment on Leo, compliment on Leo, compliment on Leo then maliciously TORTURE them mentally and compliment them again, once more torture them.

Deal with Gem: Have Money Money Money Money Money Money Money $$$

Deal with Pieces: Pieces is a princess living in his/her own dream, you have to either act along with them or you lose them.

Deal with Cancer: Be a patient listener, both male and female are verbiages. Note. whatever you do just do not hurt a Cancer, if you make a Cancer cry, it’s game over.

Deal with Virgo: Be mean to them, torture them, be mean to them, torture them, be mean to them, repeat. You can do anything to them just don’t be nice.

Deal with Libra: Try to be VERY ambiguous. You can say anything to them except “I Love You.”

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Deal with Taurus: Obey them even when they’re wrong.  You will be dead (dead to them) if you contradict them. Only reply them with, ” Ok, sure.”

Deal with Saggi: Give them freedom, play with them, play with them, play with them and never restrain them.

Deal with Capri: They’re boring,  as long as you can take care of them, take care of their families, they’re all yours.

Deal with Aquarius: Be very mysterious and never let them guess what you’re up to.

Deal with Aries: SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX…

Deal with Scorpio: Ignore them.

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