Warning: Promise me you will not use these for evil. Otherwise, please go read my other posts instead.
Deal with Leo: Compliment on Leo, compliment on Leo, compliment on Leo, compliment on Leo then maliciously TORTURE them mentally and compliment them again, once more torture them.
Deal with Gem: Have Money Money Money Money Money Money Money $$$
Deal with Pieces: Pieces is a princess living in his/her own dream, you have to either act along with them or you lose them.
Deal with Cancer: Be a patient listener, both male and female are verbiages. Note. whatever you do just do not hurt a Cancer, if you make a Cancer cry, it’s game over.
Deal with Virgo: Be mean to them, torture them, be mean to them, torture them, be mean to them, repeat. You can do anything to them just don’t be nice.
Deal with Libra: Try to be VERY ambiguous. You can say anything to them except “I Love You.”
Deal with Taurus: Obey them even when they’re wrong. You will be dead (dead to them) if you contradict them. Only reply them with, ” Ok, sure.”
Deal with Saggi: Give them freedom, play with them, play with them, play with them and never restrain them.
Deal with Capri: They’re boring, as long as you can take care of them, take care of their families, they’re all yours.
Deal with Aquarius: Be very mysterious and never let them guess what you’re up to.
Deal with Aries: SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX…
Deal with Scorpio: Ignore them.